ohgodsofakhaten: KELLY AND RYAN I LITERALLY QUIT WHO ELSE WANTS TO BET THAT IT’S NOT EVEN HIS BABY
The Office is over and I just want to cry.
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
kimkardshian: If Ryan Lochte gets a dating show it better be called, Un-Lochte my heart
wawanakwa: sorryimclosed: IM LAUHGING SO HARD BECAUSE THE PUNK KID FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SLEEPS LIKE iM ALWAYS GONNA REBLOG THIS OK
unclefather: anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
asortoflight: Nice legs, daisy dukes, makes a...
nathanbokchoyadrian: i think for my senior quote i might use a Ryan Lochte Tweet
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